A Fangirl going on an adventure into the world of FANDOM:
Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)
ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO KNOW ALL THE NITTY GRITTY DETAILS OF THE MARAUDERS’ LIVES LIKE WHAT WERE THEIR FAVOURITE FOODS? DID THEY HAVE ANY EMBARRASSING BIRTHMARKS? FAVOURITE SUBJECTS? LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECTS? WAS JAMES A LEFTIE OR A RIGHTIE? DID SIRIUS PLAY QUIDDITCH? WHAT MADE PETER GO DARK? DID REMUS READ BOTH MUGGLE AND MAGICAL LITERATURE? WAS THERE MAGICAL LITERATURE? I JUST WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING
OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes
What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Mom: That cucumber actor you like seems like a real idiot.
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch?
Mom: Yea, him.
Me: What, mom, no, look…
Wait, no, not that—
Just a minute—
Hold up, give me a minute—
HE’S NORMAL, I SWEAR, JUST LET ME—
Okay, you know what, fuck it.
A collection of contributions that made me go “what”
excUSE ME I DID NOT SPEND 2 HOURS EDITING ALL OF THAT TOGETHER FOR 11 NOTES